There's a brand of juice that they serve in the break room here at work called Texsun. With a name like Texsun, you' think it would be based in Texas and feature Texas orange juice.
And you'd be wrong.
Texsun juice is actually from Florida. How do I know this? Because it says so right on the side. See? "Distributed by Citrus World, Inc."
But I doubt even the Florida connection (and in fact I actually suspect that we may be buying some fell-off-the-back-of-a-truck black market Chinese OJ because of the next sentence:
"A COOPERATIVE OR CROWERS BASED IN LAKE WALES, FLORIDA, 33853, USA"
So who's based in Lake Wales - a cooperative or a crower? And what the heck is a crower doing making orange juice? Shouldn't they be, you know,
crowing instead?
How did no one catch not one, but
TWO typos on the can?
[EDIT:] After I posted, I happened to turn the can over to see if it was expired. This is what I found:
Texsun, it turns out, is neither a product of Texas
nor Florida. It's made in Mexico. So much for truth in packaging.