Friday, April 2, 2010
Unicorn... It's What's For Dinner!
From Think Geek:
Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications:
- Limited availability
- 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
- Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
- Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium
- Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness
- Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more
- Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties
- Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol
- Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses
There's a recipe there for Savory Unicorn & Heirloom Tomato Bruchetta Recipe that sounds amazing! Check it out!!!
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