Today My Grandma Damned Me to Hell

So, I get an e-mail from my Grandma this morning, and this is the first line:

I don't know if not passing this on will disappoint God but some of the thoughts in this email are good.

She knows damn well that I don't do chain e-mails and that I don't pass things on (except here on my blog). So by sending me this, she's pretty much setting me up to potentially piss off God. I'm sure she just got it from someone else and sent it on, but still... who the hell writes these crap e-mail and sends them out?

Thanks for the eternal damnation, Grandma.