Wednesday, July 15, 2009

And Now... Telepathic Cyborg Monkeys!!!


Great. Another thing to worry about.

It seems that a monkey at Pittsburgh University has been able to control a robotic arm using only its mind. As if a future of talking apes taking over the world wasn't scary enough - now we have to be wary of EVERY monkey.

Next time you go to the zoo or to the circus or watch an episode of Friends season 2, beware! Is that monkey down there looking at me? Is he reading my mind? Is he probing for a weakness? Is he... BLAM! That's when he uses his robotic cyborg monkey arm to whip out a frickin' laser and fry your brain.

Stupid monkeys.

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