Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for
the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack
of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on
the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat
on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of
supporters in Harlem . “What does it say to young black girls everywhere
when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy
say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said
that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it
comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive
black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both
of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed
that cheating with African-American women would help the black community
financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to
tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just
asking you to give back to your own community.”


Thanks to Aunt Peggy for sending this.