What I really want Apple to unveil today

Tablet, schmablet. (Can I say that on a blog? Just did. Suck it.)

I really want Apple to release a new MacPro today with like 20 cores or something. I'm supposed to be getting a new Mac at work, and I want some new hotness sitting on my desk.

When I got my current work computer, a PowerMac G5 dual 2.3GHz, in 2005 I had, for over a year, not only the fastest computer in the company but also more storage space sitting on my desktop than were in all the company servers combined downstairs.

That has since changed, but it was awesome while it lasted, and I want that power again.