Friday, June 3, 2011

Stupid Environmentalists

Take a look at this video. Go ahead- I'll wait. It's only a minute long.

( for those seeing this on Facebook)

First, let's take a look at the statistic from the opening scene of this video: 100,000 gallons of oil are spilled into the oceans every year. There are 343,423,668,428,484,681,262 gallons of water in the oceans of the world, which makes the amount of oil spilled statistically zero (.002911855215384616e-16 specifically). There's far more urine in your average ordinary pool, statistically speaking, than oil in the oceans.

Next... so let me get this straight... This organization is wanting to ban tankers off the coast of Canada for the potential of pollution, which would ruin the environment and crap up the surroundings? Yet they have no problem putting up posters that, when wet, create thick black pollution in the form of ink that drips down and ruins the other surrounding posters in the general environment of the tanker poster, crapping up the surroundings?

I wonder how the owners of those other posters feel about having their work crapped upon? Seems to me someone should start an organization to ban stupid environmentalists from crapping up the environment.

1 comment:

Spurwing Plover said...

Eco-wackos spend more on other things and wouldnt bother to help clean up all those poor birds all oiled up ecept to use their pictures in some silly policical campaign