Open letter to AT&T

Dear AT&T,

You give me rollover minutes each month. I currently have somewhere near a kabillion.

Why, then, don't you give me rollover texts at the end of every month? It really, really would have come in handy last week when I was working a conference and used all my allotted texts communicating with my coworkers in other parts of the hotel.

Thanks for the consideration. And for the shitty customer service.

Yours truly,

Destructo