System Upgrade? SYSTEM UPGRADE!!!!????!!!

From AT&T's website this afternoon:



Hey, booger-eating morons at AT&T - you picked the wrong day to do a SYSTEM UPGRADE!!!!

I highly doubt that they're actually upgrading their systems today. However, if they actually are, then their error message should be more truthful: "Due to ridiculously high traffic to our web server from people trying to pre-order the phone that is our only saving grace and the thing that's keeping us in business against our competitors, we are unable to take your order or, well, do much of anything except sit on our thumbs right about now. Steve Jobs tried to warn us, but we told him we had it covered this time around. Our bad, Steve. Namaste.

Keep trying, though, suckers. It's not like you can get an iPhone 4 anywhere else. Woot!"


God, I hate AT&T.