Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Miley... You're This Close (I'm Holding Up My Fingers in a Small Fashion) to Being Banned from My House.


So I took Kayci and her cousin, Emma, to CiCi's last night for dinner. While we were sitting there eating, a Breaking News Alert came across the television screen that both kids had their eyes glued to, despite my constantly telling them to turn around and eat. "Miley Cyrus does pole dance onstage at Teen Choice Awards" the headline said.

Holy effing crap.

Miley, I know you read my blog. Please, for the love of God, read my Open Letter to Miley Cyrus. Or this one. Or maybe this one. Or maybe give this one a whirl.

I'm already tired of watching this train wreck in slow motion. Please, please quit self-destructing.

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